In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

I will not pray for health or wealth or splendor

God cannot resist love for He cannot resist Himself.

Having gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not deliver it.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.

There's a beauty in being part of a band, when there's equality and trust.

America will never run... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders.

We are meant to go through this life with a partner, someone who picks us up when we're down.

Do it because you love it. Then it’s not a job. I’m a geek. I love technology. I would be online working with technology regardless of what my day job is.

How can you not forgive someone who made you a better person?

Always check your inner state with the lord of your HEART.