In three weeks Britain will have her neck wrung like a chicken.

There is nothing preventing the enemy reaching Paris. We were fighting on our last line and it has been breached. I am helpless, I cannot intervene.

I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off in a shrill, choking warble.

Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.

I won't sit here and say I've never had a pimple, but I try to have a really great diet, you know, lots of vegetables and fish. And I think stress plays a huge part too.

I never wanted to be a director.

The Middle East is literally going up in flames, as is California, and Katrina's problems haven't been solved, and Congress' response is to criticize Federal judges.

We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago.

Gratitude is like love or fresh air - you can't get too much of it.

Men who wish to know about the world must learn about it in its particular details.

To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance.