In today's world, most people are working side jobs while waiting to do what they really want to do.

Women have been funny for years.

Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.

Know who you are, because that's how you will be cast at first. Then you can be Meryl Streep further down the road.

My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA.

Squabbling over too little is just human nature. But it says a great deal about a person, what they do with abundance.

Life it too short to deal with crazy people.

You are responsible for your own life and what happens in it, so are the other people.

Never resign. There's always a chance your opponent may drop dead before he mates you.

I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

To me, Arnold was a pioneer in the spirit of Thomas Edison or Benjamin Franklin, while Tiger is a pioneer in the spirit of Bill Gates.

Wealth is a measure of a person's ability to survive so many days forward.

My dad says he likes to bask in my glow.