In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

You know, I used to say that it's really tough to get out of the top 100, you know? So I proved to everybody that it's not so tough, it's pretty easy.

I think every person should go to jail once.

I don't like losing. I like winning. I don't like to lose beautiful matches. I like to win ugly ones.

A woman needs to enjoy life a little bit more. Needs to think about family, needs to think about kids.

I don’t really understand the world anymore. But maybe there’s some faint hope that the good people on both sides can come together.

It is within the bonds of marriage that I, for one, found a greater freedom to be and to become and to share myself thatn I can imaine ever having found in any other kind of relationship.

... we die, just as we were born, at the edge of a road not of our choosing.

Minerva, kindly go to Hagrid's house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog to my office, tell him I will be with him shortly, then come back here.

I don't see the risk, I enjoy performing stunts, and I don't get scared.

Botox? I think it's fantastic and also horrible.

I can see forms and shapes in my mind when I solo, just as a painter can see forms and shapes when he starts painting. And I can see different colors.

Every time I go to Washington, I break out in a cold sweat. So I try not to spend too much time there.

I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'.

There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.