In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

No one should ever compromise the dignity of another human being.

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

I know," he said, looking down at himself self-consciously. "I am not-I mean, I look-" "Beautiful," she said, and she meant it. "You look beautiful, James Carstairs.

The size of your community doesn't matter as much as the depth of your connection with them.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy.

NOW is the only reality. All else is either memory or imagination.

This is an issue that women are not interested in debating.

Everything in the universe has a purpose.