Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

Oh God, this is my fantasy! Where those just-friend boys suddenly realize they lov

when you see the problem as a more of you and less of people, you will find a distinctive solution to the recurring hurdles. Attitudinal and mindset change can cause a great change

If it is to be, it's up to me.

I mean, my voice has gotten a little deeper sounding as I've gotten older, I think. I noticed that.

Price is not a consideration when a personal relationship exists.

The more deeply the path is etched, the more it is used, and the more it is used, the more deeply it etched.

Introverts are collectors of thoughts, and solitude is where the collection is curated and rearranged to make sense of the present and future.

What humans do with the language of mathematics is to describe patterns.

I feel comfortable here primarily because I think Los Angeles is made up of people who don't come from here, so you can find kindred spirits very easily. It's a town of gypsies.

Along with my spiritual practices of meditation, affirmative prayer, and visioning, what catalyzes my sense of aliveness is putting those practices into action by being of service to others.