Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I suspect that on some level, life is a matter of indefensible loyalties.

It was love, the real thing, nothing less or different.

I can't do everything for you. You must walk alone to find your soul.

I had been chipping at the world idly, and had by accident uncovered vast and labyrinthine further worlds within it.

So I place my heart under lock and key, to take some time to look after me. But when I turn around you're standing there.

The universe is a thought of God.

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him.

Before, if I wasn't in baseball, I wanted to become a doctor.

It is from the level of calamities, not that of every-day life, that we learn impressive and useful lessons.