Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme, " I lied.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

It is by fighting and triumphing over the enemies of the Buddha that we ourselves become Buddhas.

The way of God is complex, he is hard for us to predict. He moves the pieces and they come somehow into a kind of order.

Content that helps is superior to content that sells.

A mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife.

If you complain about the world moving too fast, slow down.

It's not going to happen if you wait for the boss to tell you to make it happen.

If arrogance were shoes, he'd never go barefoot.

If you are focusing your anger at government, you are focusing your anger at all of us. Government is just a personification of this country.