Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

A smile is a flower of a loving and caring heart. Smile with love.

You won't find your dream until you lose your excuses.

It is fairly obvious that those who are in favour of the death penalty have more affinity with assassins than those who are not.

I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable!

Life is one of Gods greatest Journeys, But Death is the next great Adventure.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Some designers retain a sense of humour about what they do, but others are deathly serious and have no life outside of it; they're lying awake night after night constructing dresses in their heads.

I don't really care about having more fame than I have.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

Self, service, substance is the Divine order and nothing counts until we give ourselves.