Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do.

I know now, just quite howMy life and love might still go onIn your heart, in your mindI'll stay with you for all of time.

Doubt quit stopping by when I started staying out late, dancing in a flood of self assurance discovered when holding your hand.

I never knew anybody . . . who found life simple. I think a life or a time looks simple when you leave out the details.

I looked up at the mass of signs and stars in the night sky and laid myself open for the first time to the benign indifference of the world.

Simplicity not simplistic.

One of the things that the Hillary Clinton campaign has done, I think all the mayors in America would agree, is have a detailed plan about how that money actually gets down to the ground fast.

Silence 'tis awe decrees.

Anglers may be divided into almost as many genera and species as the fish they catch, and engage in the sport from as many impulses.

Let me die to the sounds of the delicious music.