Infidel n: in New York one who does not believe in the Christian religion in Constantinople one who does.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

You must have courage and confidence to pursue the visions.

Apparently, denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

There's more to life than movies.

An actor should always let humility outweigh ambition.

Empowering women isn’t just the right thing to do - it’s the smart thing to do.

The primal principle of democracy is the worth and dignity of the individual.

One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.

'Kane and Abel' is the best popular fiction of all time. As a kid, I wanted to be prime minister when I read 'First Among Equals.'

I share the Presidents commitment to fighting and winning the war on terrorism.