Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.

The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.

Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.

But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

Dec. 31… “Let the past rest, but let it rest in the sweet embrace of Christ. Leave the broken, irreversible past in His hands, and step out into the invincible future with Him.

Only two things in man’s consciousness defy discussion: faith and one’s marriage.

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do.

As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments.

I want a sandwich named after me.

Art is based on emotion, but being macho is based on ego; the wall protecting that emotion.

Everybody comes to the journalist with an agenda.

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.

Not like Tobias, who is almost shy when he smiles, like he is surprised you bothered to look at him in the first place.

What will the preachers say? .. to teach men not to persecute men: for, while a few sanctimonious humbugs are burning a few fanatics, the earth opens and swallows up all alike.