Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

A mother is the most important blessing of your life.

Be grateful enough to always thank God for all His blessings thus far before asking Him for more.

We are what we repeatedly do. Greatness then, is not an act, but a habit

If you see certainty in that which is uncertain, you are bound to suffer

timeliness is an enemy to art.

So he's above the law because he's a celebrity or something. Just because you're Russell Crowe doesn't mean you can do whatever you like.

I don't drive. I live in L.A., but I take the bus. I know, I'm weird!

Every where the years bring to all enough of sin and sorrow; but in slavery the very dawn of life is darkened by these shadows

Life is one indivisible whole.

What you want, when you want it. As opposed to everything you could ever want, even when you don't.