Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

The military is only as strong as the other institutions supporting it.

We do not know what is on the other side of the storm.

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.

I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.

You should just do the right thing.

I can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make.

What can I say?" I grinned. I have a magic touch when it comes to animals." Daphne snorted. "You're touched in the head is more like it.

There is no rigorous definition of rigor.

Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you

Modern China; one also finds many things that are really quite admirable.