Innocence is a desirable thing, a dainty thing, an appealing thing, in its place; but carried too far, it is merely ridiculous.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.

To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with your soul.

Agoraphobia was my quirky armor against a gregarious America.

I know I'm a pop star. But sometime I'd like to be a rock star.

The Japanese are hard to figure out.

Success in fighting means not coming at your opponent the way he wants to fight you.

He who overlooks a healthy spot for the site of his house is mad and ought to be handed over to the care of his relations and friends.

I imagine the world dividing into the people who want to feed their children, and the ones shooting at them.

Honor the physical temple that houses you by eating healthfully, exercising, listening to your body's needs and treating it with dignity and love.

Thou shalt be free As mountain winds: but then exactly do All points of my command.