Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Sometimes dead is better

I can do what I dream of doing, one breath and one step at a time.

How can you kill a man who'd already been dead for years?

The corporation is an artificial being invisible intangible and existing only in contemplation of law.

Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu?

I think what has happened, actually, is that September 11 has given a spur, a renewed urgency, to dialogue between the great faiths.

My greatest trials come through those professing to be near and attached friends, who expect things.

When I believe in something, I'm very passionate. I don't take 'no' for an answer.

I would want to travel the world and write about it. To be a famous writer.

When you get a man, you have to nurture him. Treat him like a king. If you put that little work in in the beginning, it pays off.