Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

If you seek for supreme predator, go find God. He hunts the prime killer of mankind, the Satan.

You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.

It is pleasing to be pointed at with the finger and to have it said, "There goes the man." [Lat., At pulchrum est digito monstrari et dicier his est.]

Trust has shifted from institutions to individuals.

Nature is visible Spirit; Spirit is invisible Nature.

And there is a time, glorious too in its own way, when one scarcely exists, when one is a complete void. I mean, when boredom seems the very stuff of life.

We shape ourselves the joy or fear Of which the coming life is made, And fill our Future's atmosphere With sunshine or with shade.

Nothing gets done (in Congress) unless it's bipartisan. And the reason that matters is that it's a function of reality.

Jesus has been in my room. He has taken my hand and told me, No, Not now. I have other things for you to do.

I can remember that little thrill - that little shiver of excitement - when the Opry audience would encore a person because that person had touched them so.