Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

... it's a bad sign when someone drinks a lot and doesn't laugh.

No elevator of progress with wells of prejudices. (Pas d'ascenseur de progrès - Avec puits de préjugés.)

Pride goeth before destruction and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor.

I think that electronic music mirrors the complexity of "information landscapes." You carry the terrain in your mind.

The best decision-makers are always armed with the best information and data!

You cannot separate the onset of a disturbing moment in life from the appearance of some simultaneous new possibility to know a deeper and more unshakable sense of peace.

Many a woman will pass for elegant in a ballroom, or even at a court drawing room, whose want of true breeding would become evident in a chosen company.

There are both things in international law: the principle of territorial integrity and right to self-determination.