Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

A true friend doesn't have guts

Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.

Seth discovered that night that he had two extra stomachs

If you stop at general math, you're only going to make general math money.

Being the person I am, you know, the size I am, being a woman, being a black woman, there's not a lot of roles for us.

Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

You just have to stand and grit your teeth and know your poll numbers are going to go down - and mine have - but you gotta grit through it because the alternative is unacceptable.

If all mankind were suddenly to practice honesty, many thousands of people would be sure to starve.

To meditate is to discover new possibilities, to awaken the capacities of us has to live more wisely, more lovingly, more compassionately, and more fully.

But sometimes normal just isn't happening. Sometimes crazy feels too good to resist.