Insofar as men gain time, ease, independence, or liberty from women's domestic labors, they lack incentive to change.

Society will not crumble if men take a turn at the dishes.

I immediately loved working with flies. They fascinated me, and followed me around in my dreams.

To you who have never died, may I say: Welcome to the world!

Every moment is all the things that have happened before and all the things that are going to happen, and...the way all those things look at one point on their way along a line.

It is the first time the burglar has been appointed as caretaker.

Ah, it was a fine night, a warm night, a wine-drinking night, a moony night, and a night to hug your girl and talk and spit and be heavengoing.

I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music.

Camping is something I've done all my life.

Airplanes are like women - pick what you like and try to get it away from the guy who has it, then dress it out to the limit of your wallet and taste.

The moment you think creed and form and ceremony the "be-all" and "end-all", then you are in bondage. Take part in them to help others, but take care they do not become a bondage.

If you're gonna judge people by crimes, you get into a quagmire. If you're gonna judge people by themselves, by who and what they are, that's a different ballgame.