Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid

Success is the byproduct of desires, purpose-oriented actions, and persistence.

Surrounding yourself with inspiring people is now just as important as being talented or working hard.

You end up throwing a ton of energy into one or two tracks, and the song that we thought was gonna be the single isn't the single.

I've given no thought to moving to America at all.

I think music is one of the hero/sheroes of the African-American existence.

Move forward and let others do the same. Simple. This is a guiding principle everyone should have.

An acquaintance with the muses, in the education of youth, contributes not a little to soften manners. It gives a delicate turn to the imagination and a polish to the mind.

There's really no "bad" people; there's just humans who are doing the best they can to figure life out. It's hard! We can all relate to that.

If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all