Insomnia never comes to a man who has to get up exactly at six o'clock. Insomnia troubles only those who can sleep any time.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

It is the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong.

The positioning of the mind is what makes the difference between the failures and the successes.

We must practice the Presence of God. Jesus said, “Lo, I am with you always” [Matthew 28:20]. Remember, Christ is always near us.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Life doesn't always go the way you planned it to go. Sometimes you have detours you have to take.

If we get a government that reflects more of what this country is really about, we can turn the century - and the economy - around.

The dews of the evening most carefully shun; Those tears of the sky for the loss of the sun.

Pleasure is the most real good in this life.

It is atheism to pray and not wait on hope.

Here's the irony of this moment on Smackdown: Jimmy crack corn and I DO care.