Inspiration arrives as a packet of material to be delivered.

We are most alive when we're in love.

Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.

Rain is grace; rain is the sky descending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.

You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.

A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world.

Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.

The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.

It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.

So much love, too much love, it is our madness, it is rotting us out, exploding us like dandelion polls.

Writers may be disreputable, incorrigible, early to decay or late to bloom but they dare to go it alone.

Women are women…How can they ignore their bodies, their looks, and above all, their dresses!

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

Each man is master of his own death and all that we can do when the time comes is to help him die without fear of pain.

Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

Customer needs may vary, but their bias for quality never does.

I don't define myself by my body's ability to execute gorgeous asana anymore. I'm all about taking care of my temple and understanding that its requirements change with age and time.

The only difference between the failure of a great idea and the success of a medocre idea was the way in which the idea was communicated.

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.