Inspiration ends when reading ends.

If you are too big to be impacted by your local church, then maybe you are to small to impact the world.

If we would enter God's reality, all the unknown things would become logical.

If you´re not ready to face death, you´re not ready to face life.

Do not change your clothes, change your thoughts.

Be ready to do things, your friends are afraid to do today.

Be the voice, that can be heard without a microphone.

If the stage doesn´t change you, you can change people without being on a stage.

If you can't listen to people, they hardly will follow you.

You don´t need a stage to prove that you´re a bad speaker.

You really don´t need followers to prove that you´re not a leader.

Literature is the only art in which the audience performs the score.

It is strange what a contempt men have for the joys that are offered them freely.

I still can't shake the Nebraska off of me.

The source of genius is imagination alone, the refinement of the senses that sees what others do not see, or sees them differently.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

Morality, as has often been pointed out, is antecedent to religion-it even exists in a rudimentary form among animals.

Vampires are very sexy right now. It's kind of disgusting. It's kind of a bandwagon.

It is only when human beings see themselves simply as human beings, no longer as gods, that they are in a position to perceive the wholly other nature of God.

The less you need someone's approval, the more you are able to love them.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.