Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast

Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.

The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.

Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.

I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'

When things are meant to come together, they come together.

I have a social life. But I don't discuss it.

We are called to reflect the Lord's beauty through our lives as much as through our words, and God will use this in His own perfect time.

We urge you to understand the Palestinian reality, and not to rush in and impose conditions and demands that ignore this reality and increase the suffering of the people.

[on the secret to a happy, content life] Do you want to know what my secret is? I don’t mind what happens.

It is not his possession of knowledge, of irrefutable truth, that makes the man of science, but his persistent and recklessly critical quest for truth.

With decrepitude, longevity has overshot the mark.

We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases.

If a person is not willing to make a mistake, you're never going to do anything right.

If I haven't thought about six impossible things before breakfast, I consider the day wasted.