Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Don't you dare feel guilty for letting those who dim your light, go. Not everyone you meet deserves to be a character in your story.

It's not how long you see something. It's how you intensely you feel it"From Central Park Song: a Screenplay

I know that your time is very precious, I am also a prince, we will not meet again and again

I got heavily into the drum-and-bass scene, which is really wicked.

There's a tremendous number of the Daytona Prototypes.

The white spruce forest along the banks is most inspiring, magnificent here. Down the terraced slopes and right to the water's edge on the alluvial soil it stands in ranks.

Food is about being happy - at a table, thats probably where we spend most of our happiest hours.

Mothers and unmarried women and married women, they're all welcomed in the Trump White House, and he's made that very clear to me.

The film business has changed so dramatically from when I started.

When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused of behaving like men.