Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

If you are not in the process of becoming the person you want to be, you are automatically engaged in becoming the person you don't want to be.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.

When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness.

The world is so full of people who are grabbing and self-seeking. So the rare individual who unselfishly tries to serve others has an enormous advantage. He has little competition.

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

I did not say it was true, only that I believe it.

I'm a longtime believer in the old adage that sunlight is the best disinfectant, particularly in politics.

I've discovered this new electronic technique that creates new speech out of stuff that's already there.

The sign of intelligence is the ability to carry opposed thoughts at the same time.

I’m having a vacation and it’s so beautiful and maybe I’ll never get another film idea in my life.

Once the automobile appeared you could have predicted that it would destroy as many people as it did.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

Every day I walk myself into a state of well-being and walk away from every illness; I have walked myself into my best thoughts.

At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.