Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The skyline of New York is a monument of a splendour that no pyramids or palaces will ever equal or approach.

God enabled me to so agonize in prayer that I was quite wet with perspiration, though in the shade and the cool wind. My soul was drawn out very much from the world, for multitudes of souls.

We're going to build a wall, folks. We're going to build a wall. That wall will go up so fast, your head will spin.

There's nothing more special than talking in your community, and using your celebrity to uplift people and help them.

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

Children's as good as 'rithmetic to set you findin' out things.

Memory isn't the facts, it's just a record you keep to yourself. With the facts, memory is useless.

I don't even think of going to Europe as going to another country now.

I guess we cut Michelle Obama's garden. You hear about that? The Democrats are distressed.

Dream, rather than let yourself be dreamt