Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Surround Yourself with People Who Believe in Your Dreams:Surround yourself with people who believe in your dreams, encourage your ideas, support your ambitions, and bring out the best in you.

No matter where you are, you're always a bit on your own, always an outsider.

You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance.

I believe in one thing only, the power of human will.

Our desire is not only to SEE glory, but to participate in the glory we see.

We falsely interpret the world around us. We ignore evidence that doesn't support our prior beliefs and we convince ourselves we know things we don. We think we know things we don't know.

My favorite Extreme records were the last two. I can't listen to the first one.

There didn't seem to her any harm in it, and the make-believe was so comforting.

I believe if we make black America better, we make all of America better.

Devotion is a certain act of the will by which man gives himself promptly to divine service.