Intelligence, like fire, is a power that is neither good nor bad in itself but rather takes its virtue, its moral coloring, from its application.

We have all of us to some extent become inured to a culture where viciousness and depravity are simply taken for granted, like some hideous wallpaper we have lived with for years.

Welcome to the information age. Data, data, everywhere, but no one knows a thing.

Our complexity is much more likely to lead us astray than any simplicity we may follow.

I intend to live in the beauty of past memories for I know them the best. At this moment, the future is unknown so it will be an adventure for me.

Set the standards for what you expect of people and the correct ones will join your cause.

It's one of my favorite seasons of the year: Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

Knowledge keeps no better than fish.

If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.

Margaret the Churchwoman, her father the Dissenter, Higgins the Infidel, knelt down together. It did them no harm.

Word of mouth works now, much more than ever. @-reply every single person.

Having been in the military myself, there is an awful moment when you're in this moment of conflict.

School kids don't know the world is a million times bigger than school's version of it.