Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you.

It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.

You're a grown up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person.

Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one - that person is still receiving zero thank you notes.

Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.

It's not as though the world hates you- it just has no idea who you are

When you claim your amazing, limitless self you are simply owning the highest truth of who you are.

There are people who kill, and people who get killed.

You do not have to provoke other people for them to provoke you, those who hate you will always get a way of blaming you.

The arctic loneliness of age.

I honestly believe that people sit behind their computers and just get really brave.

My art springs from my desire to have things in the world which would otherwise never be there.

Sometimes the greatest meals on vacations are the ones you find when Plan A falls through.

Yeah, I look at the box office as an indication as how many lives that you've touched, so my hope is touch as many lives as possible.

I care more about getting this right [NHS reform] than I do about getting it done.

I started to crouch because that way I could guard the plate better, and I always wanted to hit .300 in the big leagues.