International politics is not my strong suit. The older I get the less certain I am that I even HAVE a strong suit.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

forget the simple live like the world just for the safety of your loved ones is one of the greatest accomplishment

If you want to be respected, do something respectful!

Chances multiply when you take them.

A lifetime isn't long enough to learn how to make films.

All is race; there is no other truth ,and every race must fall which carelessly suffers its blood to become mixed.

When I was a kid, I liked Superman. When I got a little older, I liked Wolverine. And then I found girls.

I enjoy a four-seasonal climate and wide-open spaces, so being on an island 2,500 miles into the South Pacific made me feel a little claustrophobic.

Reality: What a concept!

There is man in his entirety, blaming his shoe when his foot is guilty.

Ye are brothers! ye are men! And we conquer but to save.