Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

The line between him and the enemy had simultaneously blurred and solidified. Somehow, while perhaps it shouldn't have, this thought provided a strange sense of peace.

If you are very helpful, no one may remember you, but never forget to be helpful anyway.

Still, not much of a reason to live, is it? The fear of being punished for killing yourself.

Every ideology is contrary to human psychology.

Every day you are bombarded by so many different things. When you sit down to process everything, it can become interesting visually. You can incorporate a lot of those things that you internalize.

Simply allow your thoughts and experiences to come and go, without ever grasping at them.

The dog gnawes the bone because he cannot swallow it.

I think that you can say something in one line with a look that you might need three lines on a page for normally.

I run to be known as the greatest runner, the greatest of all time. I could not eat or sleep for a week after I lost in the (1992) Olympics. I have to win or die.

There's no way in hell I could have achieved what I have without being a good student and listening to the wisdom of others