Intimacy is really good. But then again, the first disk on the record is not intimate in the least. It's a really good CD.

You see people who are disenfranchised elsewhere coming to Comic Con and making lifetime friends. I love seeing the outcasts of society all bonding together.

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

Things go away and projects crumble and disappear, or you make your movie and it comes out and no one watches it.

That's one of the benefits of working with a smaller network like IFC. You're awarded more trust, but trust that I really earned.

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I love all of our subpodcasts.

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.

I always viewed [the podcast and the TV show] as two separate things.

Enjoy every moment as much as you can because you never know when those memories will show their back to you.

There are only two ways to solve a problem: stop dwelling, and start doing.

God makes the harvest to grow. But we choose the kind of seed we sow.

When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome.

Tell troth and shame the devil.

I suppose I am proud of what has gone on, after all I only ever wanted to play the guitar for a living, and that is what I am still doing.

All the great villainies of history, from the murder of Abel onward, have been perpetrated by sober men, chiefly by Teetotalers.

The most fun I've had on 'Burn Notice,' I think it would have to be working with China Chow and Lucy Lawless.

Conservatives have a different view of a lot of issues versus our friends on the other side. The election determines how that shakes out.

...righteousness [is] always more believable when combined with dreariness.