Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

What's your name? Or is that taboo?--Cinnamon, Hot, Deadly Desire

I think what we need to do is to have an immigration system where legal immigration is easier.

Markets will rise and fall, but this is the United States of America. No matter what some agency may say, we've always been and always will be a triple A country.

Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

London has always been a haven for victims of cruelty, and been improved by them. Yet I can see it changing now. Outsiders are demonised, there are little bits of legislation, people are scared.

Ethical veganism represents a commitment to nonviolence.

The more awake you are, the less there is of you here. At the very deepest level of Presence, you have disappeared and only God is.

I never accepted the idea that I had to be guided by some pattern or blueprint.

I eat almost no lunch. I have a big dinner but I don't have a big lunch.

He stared down at me, and i examined his beautiful eyes up close, something i'd never tire of doing.