Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!

My first real crush was... Louis Tomlinson.

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act.

Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful. -Harry Styles

A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real

Age is just a number, maturity is a choice.

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who didn’t really care much about what people thought about them.. but I don’t think I am.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet

Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery.

Guys kick friendship all over just like a soccer, nonetheless it does not appear to crack. Girls deal with it like glass and it goes to items.

Don't complain about growing old — many, many people do not have that privilege.

A woman's health is her capital.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

I'm trying to simplify my life, I guess that's my latest project.

Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?

History has a point of view; it cannot be all things to all people.

He who could foresee affairs three days in advance would be rich for thousands of years.

May we realize how close to us He is willing to come, how far He is willing to go to help us and how much He loves us.