Invest in as much of yourself as you can, you are your own biggest asset by far.

Just do it! First you make your habits, then your habits make you!

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don't expect it from cheap people.

If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.

Look for 3 things in a person. Intelligence, Energy, & Integrity. If they don't have the last one, don't even bother with the first two.

The best investment you can make, is an investment in yourself... The more you learn, the more you'll earn.

Read 500 pages every day. That's how knowledge works. It builds up like compound interest.

Successful Investing takes time, discipline and patience. No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.

The Happiest people DO NOT necessarily have the BEST THINGS. They simply APPRECIATE the things they have.

We don't have to be smarter than the rest. We have to be more disciplined than the rest.

Poor you, you have two cute girls vying for your love. Your life is hard.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

She think I'm the realest out and I say 'damn that makes 2 of us'.

These are the signs of a wise man: to reprove nobody, to praise nobody, to blame nobody, nor even to speak of himself or his own merits.

If I've learned any one lesson from life, it's this: If you don't stand for something, you will stand for anything.

Lord, give us a ministry where the sun will never set.

I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and thats really motivating.

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

If the storm within gets too loud, I take a glass too much to stun myself.

In my last I contended that none of those ties which are necessary to bind a people together and make them one, existed between the colonists and Mexicans.