Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of what you were. You are still you.

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore. There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe liberty and love death, and want to annihilate Western civilization.

Today there are about 40 million retirees receiving benefits; by the time all the baby boomers have retired, there will be more than 72 million retirees drawing Social Security benefits.

Many people don't give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs as they know about the topography of Pluto.

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.

Voting is a right best exercised by people who have taken time to learn about the issues.

Every one of our greatest national treasures, our liberty, enterprise, vitality, wealth, military power, global authority, flow from a surprising source: our ability to give thanks.

Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.

You're young and you're bulletproof and invincible. But never underestimate the power of other people's love and prayer.

Changes come all the time. Just as soon as things get really nice they change, ' she said with a sigh.

Amphibians—the word comes from the Greek meaning ‘double life.

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

I think my great book is Born to Sing: An Interpretation and World Survey of Bird Song.

Where is the Marco Rubio bump everyone was promised? And it doesn't look very good.

At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. “Well, my word! You can’t threaten me, you’re pregnant!

Finders were keepers unless title was proven.

I always had this yearning to give and help and make people feel better.

Off I go, rummaging about in books for sayings which please me.

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.