Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

What a tiresome place America would be if freedom meant we all had to think alike or be the same color or wear the same gray flannel suit! That road leads to the conformity of the graveyard!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve.

My fight is not for racial sameness but for racial equality and against racial prejudice and discrimination.

Government scientists are commonly as corrupt as the corporate government that employs them.

I wanted to be the reasonable voice of revenge for what I'd seen [my father] life come to.

I think [Albert] Camus felt very solitary. You can see it in all his books.

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

The hurdles have taught me that if you work really, really hard at perfecting the little things in your life, the big picture will come together.

It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.

You know what happens when you don't take a risk? Nothing.

You'll find success in life when you stop trying to include God in your plans and Instead ask God to include you in His.

Berlusconi's advice to Italians trying to escape poverty: "Do it my way and earn more money".