Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

The Bible tells us, "blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven", which means heaven that is the true world will become one's own when he discards his false mind completely.

Stand fast, firm and steadfast.

It's a long road. Setbacks don't actually matter.

Tell me thy company and I will tell thee what thou art.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70, 000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.

The best sales questions have your expertise wrapped into them.

I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.

While it is always possible to wake a person who's sleeping, no amount of noise will wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

You know, it doesn’t matter how beautiful you are, if you don’t have anything interesting to say, then you’re still boring.