Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.

No religion is higher than humanity.

In my impatience I become convinced that this desire of mine should have been fulfilled yesterday, when it belongs to a tomorrow that yesterday would have killed had I had my way.

It is is easy to smile. It is an act of self-giving. When you smile you are at your best and you give that best to others.

Freemasonry is founded on the immutable laws of Truth and Justice and its grand object is to promote the happiness of the human race.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

New York is the best food city in the world.

And I've been lucky in that I haven't had another job besides acting in the last five years.

If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York

It's hard to invent a new thing, and it's just as hard to invent another new thing.