Irony

I will tell you a story, one I used to tell to a little boy with dark hair. A silent boy who rarely laughs, who listened more closely than I realized. A boy who had a name and not a title

If no thought your mind does visit make your speech not too explicit.

I can type faster than I can point. And my mother told me that pointing is impolite.

I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

Religon is misunderstood mythology

I was a good little boy and a good student. I've never been arrested.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.