Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

As he took them in his arms, the crying of the babies permeated the night like a trail of blood calling out to a predator.

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.

GIVE IF YOU CAN. TAKE IF YOU HAVE TO

No one could understand the bond between me and my brother. I struggled to understand the forces that drove his soul in one direction and mine in another.

Intelligence is ten million rules.

They can give you all the pills on earth and do whatever - and you're still yourself.

Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.

I had everything working my way, strong as a bull. And still I ignored the rules of the game of life.

Only in the crucible of self-mastery can freedom be smelted

I always tell people happiness comes in one word: progress. I don't care what you achieve.