Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities as infinite as the stars. And really, that was enough.

UFC 151 will be remembered as the event Jon Jones and Greg Jackson murdered.

Magazine stories, the best ones anyway, are generally a combination of three elements: access, narrative, and disclosure.

The critic, to interpret his artist, even to understand his artist, must be able to get into the mind of his artist; he must feel and comprehend the vast pressure of the creative passion.

You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.

Anything you can imagine probably is doable, you just have to imagine it and work on it.

I'm a theatre person, that's who I am. I'm happy to make sojourns into the world of movies but I'm basically a theatre director that potters off and does a couple of movies.

I am all for anything that is going to better equip a person who is physically challenged in any way, to have an opportunity to be able to do what they are able to do.

I might add that you change as a person as you grow older, so you change as a writer, too.

...the fact [is] that our borders leak like a sieve: those things cannot be permitted to continue in good conscience.