"Is Art worth dying for?" Well I don't know a single inanimate object that's worth dying for.

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.

Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

Life’s better with company. Everybody needs a co-pilot.

If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious of your character and will not invite you to my Italian lake home.

I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem.

The truth of the matter is the real story are the people who rise above all of this incredible cruelty. Otherwise that cruelty wins.

Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

No man is crushed by misfortune unless he has first been deceived by prosperity

Aha! #20 It's not what happens to you in life, it's what you do with what happens that counts.

I've always been a big fan of time travel, and I'm very into the notion that some day we'll be able to do it. Beam me up!

Once a decision is made to be tasteful and risk-free, all spark, soul, variety, sleaze, spontaneity and fun go right out the window

It was not right to believe anything you couldn't see or hold in your hands or test with your teeth.

Innumerable Buddhas Enlightened... innumerable Christs crucified... always the same Christ, the same Buddha!

I don't believe every download is a lost sale.

You know, any sane magician would never reveal his method of deception. And I don't think that a sensible musician would either.

A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.

I get to learn and teach something new everyday.