Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The assertion that 'all men are created equal' was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

Follow what you are genuinely passionate about and let that guide you to your destination.

I want to be with you.

Evolution is the cornerstone of modern biology. Intelligent design is not a scientific concept.

Though liberals have portrayed themselves throughout the past several decades as champions of the homeless, they are actually guilty of having created and perpetuated their condition.

In an honest man there is always something of a child.

A profound unmitigated loneliness is the only truth of life.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.