Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Roger, he has a chain saw, " I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!

The Holy Scriptures are words taught by the Spirit.

Man's obsession with his own wants is taking him further from those without whom happiness cannot be found. It is taking him from his people.

Like the darkness of night, difficult times don’t last.

If I know better than you know what I am up to, it is only because I spend more time with myself than you do.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

I don't know if you actually get something out of writing poetry. I think poetry is an autonomous muse that decides to come and sit on your couch.

Some of my songs are like dreams, and when you go to sleep at night you don't know if you're gonna have a dream or what you're gonna dream about.

You have so much to learn from your enemies.

Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.