Is ditchwater dull? Naturalists with microscopes have told me that it teems with quiet fun.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

So what? All writers are lunatics!

I dreamed kind Jesus fouled the big-gun gears

For the kindest of them was as far out of touch, as unreachable, as the crudest.

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

Antonio-"Just in time, Pete. Five more minutes of reading this and she'd have been in a coma."Peter-"Are we such bad company that you'd rather hide out in here reading that old thing?

Certainly the life of a dancer is very difficult. The training is very hard and relentlessly grueling.

I have such a desire to sleep and am so much behind my sleep. A good night, one good night and all this nonsense will be swept away.

God has made of man and woman one complete whole. In the scheme of nature, both of them are equal.

We have to be careful not to let our game not be the game we know it should be.

If you are going to have a risk-taking culture, you can't really look at every failure as a failure, you've got to be able to look at the failure as a learning opportunity.