Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

The most reliable method for acquiring wealth is through giving.

The great do not always prevail.

Refrain from the violence of fist, tongue or heart. And heart is real important.

I've reprised roles in the theatre, which is somehow more accepted, and where one can automatically go deeper and further into the role.

Getting people to think about what they think, and asking them questions about it, is the best way I know how to teach.

I'm often uncomfortable taking pictures, especially if people are grieving, or hurt, or hungry. At such times I have to remind myself that I'm a photographer and that this is my job.

I love the Broadway audiences, who relish live drama and don't hesitate to display their enthusiasm.

A garden must combine the poetic and he mysterious with a feeling of serenity and joy

I have no idea what's coming next or where it will come from; I enjoy the surprise of it all.

I'm a huge fan of process. Even if it's a movie that I don't think is quite as successful, I'm really intrigued by the process of it.