Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

The answer is always "No" until you ask. - Ref James 4:2

If you tell somebody something, you've forever robbed them of the opportunity to discover it for themselves.

If you have a fight with yourself, who can win?

She said I’m perfect“I just love the way she lies.

A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.

If you do something that you're not genuinely passionate about, it is a little soul-crushing. Just not worth it.

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

My only strength is finding something where most people would find nothing.

It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true.